January 2011
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Stephen: You have a silver pen--
Jeremy: [raises his hand] My pen's run out.
Stephen: [deadpan] My goodness me, the nation's going to be on tenterhooks.
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Blackadder: For God's sake, Baldrick, take cover!
Baldrick: Why, sir?
Blackadder: Because there's an air raid going on! And I don't want to have to write to your mother at London Zoo and tell her that her only human child is dead!
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
/mylife
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streebgreeblings:
I watch Peep Show when I want to use Jeremy’s fail-logic to validate all the bad decisions I make in life.
My life and logic.
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“Oscar Wilde quite rightly said, ‘All art is useless’. And that may sound as if...”
– (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
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Jeremy Clarkson: [points his luffa at Sean lengthwise]
Sean Lock: It's a huge excuse for sexual jollities, isn't it? "Oh, no, I use it for my back!"
Jeremy: [looks at Sean dubiously]
Sean: It would feel like . . . you know, like, sometimes, if you sit on your hand, and it feels like someone else is doing it? [bats his hand back and forth] It would feel like someone with a stump was playing with it.
Alan: [laughs uneasily into his hand]
Stephen Fry: Mummy, make the nasty man go away! . . . Very odd . . .
Alan Davies: [hits at his gentleman's area with the luffa]
Stephen: No!
Sean: Yeah! It works, doesn't it?
Stephen: [with hand outstretched] Give me that luffa.
Alan: [starts to hand it over]
Stephen: It's going--
Alan: Now you want it.
Stephen: Yes. That's going into the art cupboard, and you're going into the naughty corner if you're not careful.
Rich Hall: It's going into your penis tin, isn't it?
Stephen: You are very bad children indeed!
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THIS IS OFFICIALLY A KNIGHTED TUMBLR OF THE TKS...
-dunham:
IF YOU HAVE ANY RUDE REMARKS REGARDING THIS MOVIE AND ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE AWESOME THAT IS HELENA BONHAM CARTER OR GEOFFREY RUSH OR COLIN FIRTH THEN YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE
This.
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Blackadder: There's something wrong with your fiance, sir.
Melchett: Oh my god, she's not Welsh, is she?!
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The things I like about ‘Awards Season’
Men wearing suits, therefore, looking even more attractive.
Jesus Bale.
Things I don’t like about ‘Awards Season’
Everything else
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too. cute.
twelfth-doctor:
razordick:
topgearlusting:
otp
This is what I’m saying.
OTP. Always.
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Dear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James...
cybertronian-princess:
jaimeeashley:
whatmakesmewhole:
Please, oh please, consider becoming SatNav voices!! I can’t think of anything I would love more than to hear your voices telling me how to get around whilst driving in my car!
Jeremy calling me a blithering idiot for making a wrong turn. James saying ‘oh cock’. And, Richard exclaiming with glee!
Make this happen.
Thank you!
This...
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Dear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James...
whatmakesmewhole:
Please, oh please, consider becoming SatNav voices!! I can’t think of anything I would love more than to hear your voices telling me how to get around whilst driving in my car!
Jeremy calling me a blithering idiot for making a wrong turn. James saying ‘oh cock’. And, Richard exclaiming with glee!
Make this happen.
Thank you!
This is the best idea I’ve heard in...
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“You English and your sense of humour! How lucky you English are to find the...”
– Baron von Richthofen, Blackadder.
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I’m going to go screencap Sherlock now. Even though everyone and their grandmothers have already scrrencapped every possible scene.
I have nothing better to do, therefore, it shall be Benedict, Benedict everywhere!
U MAD?
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